Black Mirror: Series 1

S1:E1 The National Anthem

Simon must have been an awful bully at school or seriously jilted an ex.

You don't read comments. You NEVER read the comments!

No way a cell phone pic of her tits was worth violating the Official Secrets Act.

FFS Branson!

Art my arse!

S1:E2 Fifteen Million Credits

ABBA! In your ear!

I'd rather be the custodian.

Nobody wants to live in the Sims.

Dude. Dude! When does a guy sacrificing everything ever end happily for him?

I know it shouldn't, but this performance makes me adore Rupert Everett even more.

You should've gone for the violinist...

How did this not become a murder/suicide?

You are dead already.

S1:E3 The Entire History of You

It can't be good if using it makes you look possessed.

She is trying way too hard - totally cheating.

Scotch abuse! You are wasting perfectly good booze on stale reruns. That is what God gave us Bud Light for.

The devil is in the details.