Have you ever tried to buy back your soul? Wait...maybe I am the only one dumb enough to sell theirs without intending to. Well, I sold mine and all I got in return was a membership card for Corporate Monkey Land. It does come with some great perks though; fancy hanging files and lots of paperwork to fill them, fluorescent lighting, the smell of copier toner, plenty of work to keep you busy at night and on weekends, work hours that enable you to miss 98% of daylight hours. But on the upside, there is health insurance and a 401k.